It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Eric Schneck, who runs the "Boomtastic Jokes" humor list along with wasting his time at some day job, sends along the website "Family Hack" which has helpful tips like getting stuff out of the bathroom sink without tools:
http://www.familyhack.com/2007/08/29/drain-tip/
and renting a car in Europe for 50% off by changing one word:
http://www.familyhack.com/2007/10/02/european-car-lease/
or how to get 90% discounts on kids clothes:
http://www.familyhack.com/2009/03/16/kids-clothes/
And you really should subscribe to Eric's humor list, too:
http://tinyurl.com/boomtastic
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Five; one to climb the ladder and screw it in and four more to say, "That should have been me!"
On the chest of a barmaid at Yale,
Was tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.
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