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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A parachute sergeant was on a night exercise when he noticed the lieutenant fresh from jump school seated beside him was looking a bit pale. "Scared, lieutenant?" he asked. The lieutenant replied, "No, just a little apprehensive." Sarge asked, "What's the difference?" He replied, "I'm scared... but with a university education!"
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old widower. When she returned home, her daughter asked, "How was your date, Mom?" "I had to slap his face three times!" replied her mother. "You mean he got fresh with you?" Her mother grimaced. "No. I thought he was dead!"
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