Wednesday, May 19, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] May 20, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this excellent lip-sync to a medley of John Williams's best-known themes from his movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

During a vasectomy, the surgeon slipped and cut off one of the man's testicles. Hoping to avoid a malpractice suit, he replaced the missing testicle with an onion. When the patient came in for a follow up, he said, "Everything's fine, doc, but my sex life has changed." "How?" asked the anxious doctor. "Well, doc, whenever I pee, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on!"


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