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[cyberjoke3000] May 26, 2010



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Can I deduct the cost of medical marijuana?" "Only if you file a joint return."

A truck driver stopped when he saw the young lady about to jump off a bridge. "Stop! Don't do it?" "No. I'm going to commit suicide." "Well, before you go, would you give me a blow job?" "Sure. I love fellatio! One more wouldn't hurt." So she does. When she's done, the trucker said, "My god, woman! You've got real talent! Why commit suicide?" She replied, "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl!"


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