[cyberjoke3000] May 27, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Stephen Palmer sends along the amazing artistry of Stephen Wiltshire, a British savant with a photographic memory and the ability to draw anything he sees. BBC put him to the test, flying him in a helicopter over Rome, then recorded him reproducing the city on a mural.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAfaM_CBvP8

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A frantic mother telephoned the pediatrician's office and said her baby had a 102° temperature. The nurse needed to know if she was taking the baby's temperature underarm, orally or rectally, so she asked, "How are you taking it?" The mother replied, "Oh, I'm holding up pretty well!"

A rich Texan told the president of the University of Texas, "I want to set you up with a billion-dollar endowment fund, with but one condition." "What's the condition?" "I want you to give my horse an honorary degree. She's served me faithfully for fifteen years and she deserves a B.T. degree, a Bachelor's of Transportation." The president said, "I've got to consult my trustees. I'll get back to you." The trustees debated an hour until one senior trustee, who had appeared to be napping during the whole discussion, said softly, "I think we should take his money and give the horse the degree." Another trustee piped up, "But wouldn't you be embarrassed to give an honorary degree to a horse?" "Nope," said the old man. "In fact, it would be the first time I can remember that we gave an honorary degree to a whole horse!"

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