[cyberjoke3000] May 31, 2010

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Scientists recently created an embryo with the DNA of one man and two women. It's the closest any scientist will get to an actual threesome.

The Jazz Musicians' Helpline: If you are a bandleader and want to learn your opinion of yourself, press 1. If you are a tuba player in a Dixie band, press 1 and 3. If you are a drummer, press 2 and 4. If you are old enough to remember Dave Brubeck, press 5, then 4. If you are an agent wanting to know your commission, press 20. If you want to know the length of a jazz musician's 15-minute break, enter 30. If you are at a career crossroads and can't decide which route to take, press 66. If you always forget to play the codas, press recall. If you are a bebopper, press as many keys as fast as you can. If you are a trumpet player distracted by women in the audience, press 36. Or 38. If you are a trombonist wanting to know how many beers you can drink and still play, deduct 1 from the number of beers you've already drunk and press anything you can. If you are a vocalist who kicks off her own tempos, press any number between zero and infinity. If you are a vocalist satisfied with the bandleader's tempos, press any number outside that range!

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