[cyberjoke3000] May 7, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Keith Thompson sends along this wonderful video showing what happens when you stumble upon a down-on-his-luck Terminator 800:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8vqSJAOC7I

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A blonde texted her boyfriend, "what does idk mean?" He texted back, "i don't know." She responded, "omg nobody does!"

An elderly couple was walking through the New York fashion district when the wife noticed her husband staring at the models in their short skirts and revealing blouses. "Henry, stop that! You act like you've never seen legs or breasts before!" The old boy replied sadly, "You know, I was just thinking the exact same thing myself!"

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