Monday, May 3, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] May 4, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Todd Mickel reminded me to plug EULAlyzer again. It's a free program into which you copy and paste an End User License Agreement (you know, those screens full of legalese you always click right past?). It then points out any conditions of interest. Beats the heck out of downloading something, installing it, and only later learning that it's sending your email address to every scammer it can!
http://www.eularesearchcenter.com/

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three: one to eat it and two to watch for traffic!

A concerned girl asked her priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?" He replied, "Only if we block the aisle!"


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