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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Who Reads What? The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but can't understand The New York Times and love pie charts. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country if they could find the time and didn't have to leave SoCal to do it. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't sure who's running the country and don't care so long as they get a seat on the train. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something scandalous, preferably while intoxicated. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but want baseball scores. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or if anyone is running it but they oppose everything that they stand for. The National Enquirer is read by people in line at the grocery store. Local papers are read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
The math teacher asked Little Johnny, "If you have $500 and you give $100 to Mary, $100 to Sally, and $100 to Susan, what would you have?" Evidently, "an orgy" is not the correct answer!
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