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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Definition of a committee: A body that keeps minutes while wasting hours!
Once upon a time, a king decided to hold a contest to see who at his court had the mightiest... "weapon." One knight proclaimed, " 'Tis I!" dropped his pants, tied a 5-pound weight to it. His weapon doth rose. The crowd cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music. A second knight stood, cried out, "No, 'tis I!," dropped his pants, and tied on a 10-pound weight. His weapon doth rose. Crowds cheered, women swooned, children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music. After several more knights tried to prove the superiority of their weapons, the king spoke. "Mine is truly the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 5-, nor a 10-, but a 20-pound weight to his member. His weapon doth rose. Crowds cheered, women swooned, children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played "God Save the Queen!"
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