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Today's CyberJoke 3000
A flying saucer, low on fuel, landed at a gas station far out in the desert. On its side were the letters "U.F.O." The gas station attendant was stunned, but just had to ask, "Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" "No, dummy," said one of the aliens. "It means 'Unleaded Fuel Only!' "
Definition of a Tiger: A 600-pound pussy that'll eat you!
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