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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I spent $5,000 on my wife's boob job and she was delighted. I spent $2,000 on her nose job and she was ecstatic. I spent $1,000 on her liposuction and she was delighted. Yet I spend $100 on a blow job for myself and she goes all mental on me. There's just no understanding women!
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