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In honor of Thanksgiving leftovers, CyberJokester Terri Adishian sends along this recipe for "Thanksgiving Turkey Cake." Let me know if you try this one; it could be delicious.
http://www.chow.com/recipes/29029-thanksgiving-turkey-cake
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I always tried to pick up women with tattoos. My logic is: Here's a woman capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future!"
"Class, from now on, I'll ask you a question every Friday. Whoever answers it correctly can skip school the following Monday," said the teacher. "Now, here's your first question: How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Of course, no one could answer. The next Friday's question was just as bad: "How many stars are in the sky?" Again, no answer. A frustrated Little Johnny had an idea. Thursday evening he painted two ping-pong balls black. On Friday, he took them to school. When the teacher said, "Here's this week's question…", Little Johnny tossed his ping-pong balls to the front of the room. As the class erupted in laughter, the teacher yelled, "All right, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Little Johnny stood up and yelled, "Bill Cosby! See ya Tuesday, Teach!"
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