Tuesday, November 30, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] November 30, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Remember last week when I told you how to program your TiVo to skip commericals in 30-second leaps? CyberJokester Bob Yetter tells me me that Comcast's Motorola HD DVRs can do the same thing:
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or
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young Arab boy asked his father, "What is this weird hat we wear?" "It's a chechia, son. It protects our head from the sweltering heat the sun in the desert." "And what is this clothing we wear, father?" "The djbellah protects our body from the soaring heat of the desert!" "And what are these weird shoes?" "These are babouches, son. They keep us our feet from burning while crossing the hot desert sands." "But, papa..." "Yes, my son?" "You do realize there's no desert here in Detroit?"

A stark naked, drunken woman jumped into a vacant London taxi. The driver just stared at her and made no attempt to start the engine. "What's wrong, luv? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" "I'm not staring at you, lady. That would not be proper." "Well, if you're not staring at me, what are you doing?" "Honestly, I am thinking to myself: where does this lady keep the money to pay me?"


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