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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man stopped at a backwoods country store and headed for the men's room. Above the malfunctioning urinal was a handwritten sign: "Please Wiggle Handel." Below it, some wag had written, "If I do, will it wiggle Bach?"
While relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice Greg's unusually long penis at the adjoining urinal. "How come you black guys have such long d¡cks?" Greg replied, "Easy. Whenever I have sex, I push it in real slow and then pull it out real fast. That stretches it a little bit and every little bit helps." Carl swore that he'd try out this new technique on his wife. That night, while they made love, he pushed it in real slow and then pulled it out real fast. After they'd finished, Carl asked, "Well, dear, did you notice anything different about me?" "Yeah," said his wife. "When did you start screwing like a black man?!"
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