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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A vocalist hired a pianist to accompany her at her audition for a nightclub gig. The owner heard a couple of songs and then asked, "Can you sing 'When Sunny Gets Blue?' It's my favorite song. If you can also sing that, you're hired." She whispered to her new pianist, "I don't know all of it." He reassured her, "I do. Start it and I'll prompt you." Reluctantly, she sang, "When Sunny gets blue..." and went blank. Her eyes pleaded with the pianist for help. He whispered confidently, "B-flat minor nine!"
Sarah Silverman said, "My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk afterwards. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"
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