It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Neil Rubenking sends along this video in honor of tomorrow's protest. It explains the TSA's enhanced screening procedures. As horrifying as it is funny… and completely accurate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXDLQPfqc04
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Marriage is like a deck of cards: at first, you only need two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you sometimes wish you had a club and a spade!
For years, the young attorney took his brief vacations at a country inn. Last year, he'd finally managed to have sex with the innkeeper's daughter. This year he was looking forward to another exciting few days. But when he opened the door to his room, there she sat ...holding an infant! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant? I'd have rushed up here and married you so the baby would have my name!" Helen said, "Well, when my folks found out, we talked about but decided: we'd rather have a bastard in the family than a lawyer!"
& For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment