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What? Seattle is going to get another snow? Well, this proves it: global warming must be a hoax! Rub a few sight gags together to stay warm:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Dear Kids: The tooth fairy does not exist. That money under your pillow is from your parents. Sincerely, Wikileaks.
The high school English teacher asked Suzi to use the word "handsome" in a sentence. Suzie thought a moment and then said, "Sometimes, when I'm with my boyfriend, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome."
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