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CyberJokester Eric Schneck sends along Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov, who photoshops WWII-era photos with contemporary shots shot from the identical location to haunting effect.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I like to keep the house at 65 degrees, but my wife likes it at 75. So we compromise: we keep it at 75!
He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow, guided me into his room and quietly shut the door. We were alone. He approached soundlessly from behind and spoke in a soft voice: "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and soon I felt his strong hands start at my ankles, gently probing, moving steadily upward along my calves. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, yet somehow I just didn't care. His touch was experienced and sure. As his hands moved up my thighs, I gave a slight shudder and partially closed my eyes. My pulse pounded. His knowing fingers caressed my abdomen, my ribcage. As he cupped my breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing exactly what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders and slid them down my tingling spine. Although I knew nothing about him, I felt trusting, expectant. This is a man, I thought, who is used to taking charge, not taking no for an answer, a man unafraid to tell me what he wanted. A man who could look into my soul and say, "Okay, ma'am. All done." My eyes snapped open as he smiled and said. "You may board your flight now!"
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