Monday, January 24, 2011

[cyberjoke3000] January 25, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two Newfies were waiting at the bus stop when a truck loaded with sod drove past. Jimmy said, "When I win da lottery, I'm gonna do dat." "Do what?" asked Mikey. "Send away me lawn to be cut!"

The only downside to a threesome is that you could disappoint two women instead of just one!


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