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I just got home from a short weekend trip to Long Beach. Boy, was the weather nice! Makes me glad to be home where it's cold and gray -- just so I can enjoy these sight gags in peace!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side!
A man was riding the bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or ...I'll give it to this nice man here." Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
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