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Today's CyberJoke 3000
When Jenna awoke from her afternoon nap on New Year's Eve, she confided to her husband, "Max, I dreamt you gave me a diamond ring. What do you think that means?" Max answered with a smile, "Tonight you'll know." At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max handed her a small package. A delighted Jenna quickly ripped it open... and found a book entitled: The Meaning of Dreams.
You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
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