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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man entered a flophouse near the wharf. The clerk said, "I've only got one bed left, but it's in a room with three other men." He was desperate, so he agreed. The room was bare, with only a single bulb dangling above. Three men sat huddled in three different corners. He asked the first man, who was plucking at the air over his head and then throwing towards his feet, "What are you doing?" "I hate the stars, so I'm tearing them from the sky and throwing them into the ocean." He asked the second man, who was plucking at the ground near his feet and then throwing up in the air, "What are you doing?" "I love the stars, so I'm plucking them from the ocean and returning them back to the sky." The man thought, "Oh, boy. This is gonna be one long night." He asked the third man, who was making running motions with his fingers along his arm, "What are you doing?" "Hey, those other two are clearly crazy, so I'm getting the hell out of here!"
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