[cyberjoke3000] January 6, 2011

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A street fair vendor had a sign that read, "FRESH FISH FOR SALE HERE." A customer suggested, "Your sign is too long; where else could you sell fish if not here?" So the vendor tore off "HERE." The next customer said, "Your sign is too long; what else would you do with fish if not sell it?" So the vendor tore off "FOR SALE." The next customer said, "Your sign is too long; you couldn't sell fish if they weren't fresh." So he tore off the "FRESH." His next customer said, "You don't need that "FISH" sign; I smelled 'em a block away!"

Who is more efficient, the prostitute or the crack dealer? The prostitute, because she can wash hers and sell it again!

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