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CyberJokester Terri Adishian sends along this latest attempt at a flying car: 40 mph in the air and 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds on the ground! Watch:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Being "over the hill" sure beats being under it!
You pick up a gorgeous hitchhiker. That's good. She faints inside your car. That's not good. You take her to a hospital where they say she's pregnant and congratulate you. That's bad. You say you're not the father, but she says you are. That's stressful. You request a DNA test to prove it's not yours, which it does. That's a relief. The doctor adds that you're infertile. That's terrible. Then you remember you have three kids at home!
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