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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A bass player was on his way to a gig at a riverside ballroom. He parked his car, stepped out, and was immediately mugged. The mugger took all his money, tied him to his bass, and shoved him into the river. Then the drummer pulled up and the mugger accosted him, tied him to his bass drum, and shoved him into the river. As the bass player floated along, he spied the drummer floating along, too, and yelled, "Hey, man! Do you know if they're gonna feed the band?!"
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