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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
At McDonald's today, when I finally got to the front of the long line, my obese teenaged server said, "Sorry about the wait." I told her, "Don't worry. You'll lose it eventually!"
"911. Please state your emergency." "I want to report a burglar trapped in an old maid's bedroom." After confirming the correct address, the dispatcher asked, "And who is this?" The frightened man's voice replied, "This is the burglar!"
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