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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man ordered a glass of white wine, took a sip, tossed the remainder into the bartender's face and started weeping. As the bartender wiped his face, the man said, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I always do that. I'm so embarrassed. It's a terrible compulsion." The bartender grew sympathetic. "Say, pal, I know a great psychoanalyst. My wife and I have both been treated by him. He's as good as they get." The customer promised to see him, and left. Months later, the same man returned and ordered another white wine. "Did you see my psychoanalyst?" "I sure did," said the man. "Twice a week for months now." He took a sip of his wine and threw the remainder into the bartender's face. As the bartender wiped his face with a towel, he said, "Obviously, he's done you no good." "On the contrary," claimed the man, "he's done a world of good. Now I'm not embarrassed at all!"
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