It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Steve Reeves reminds you that, while prepaid SIM cards are a good idea, it may not work for you. He says nearly all American phones are locked so a competitor's card won't work. Plus, most American phones use a different frequency scheme than the rest of the world so your phone may not work at all. The important point to remember on all this is: if you're going overseas, talk to your coverage provider first!
CyberJokester Neil Rubenking recommends asking your cell company for an "international package." It may even be free. AT&T's free package lets you send a text for 50¢, receive unlimited texts, while keeping voice calls incedibly expensive. They also have a package with reduced costs, if that makes sense for you. So ask!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Texting for Senior Citizens: ATD: at the doctor; BFF: best friend fell; BTW: bring the wheelchair; BYOT: bring your own teeth; FWIW: forgot where I was; GGPBL: gotta go, pacemaker battery low; GHA: got heartburn again; IMHO: is my hearing aid on? LMDO: laughing my dentures out; OMMR: on my massage recliner; ROFLACGU: rolling on floor laughing and can't get up; TTYL: talk to you louder.
Hysterectomy: When they remove the baby carriage but leave the playpen!
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