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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A Plea for Help: Americans always band together to help overcome adversity. We have weathered wars overseas, terrorist attacks, corporate scandals, layoffs, unemployment, stock market crashes, droughts, fires, mad cow disease, SARS, high gasoline prices, disasters great and small. But now, we must overcome our greatest challenge yet: hundreds of N.F.L. players will be locked out, forced to live at well below seven-figure salaries, deprived of pay for months. But you can help! For only $27,000 a month, a mere $900 a day (less than the cost of a new flat screen TV per day), you can help an NFL player in need. Of course, this won't solve the problem (as it barely covers his minimum salary), but it's a start! Although $900 may not seem like much money to you, to a football player it may mean the difference between golfing in
He had had quite a night: wining and dining, followed by love-making all night long. As he prepared to leave the next morning, she rolled over and asked, "Darling, before you go, how about some money?" He sheepishly replied, "You've done enough for me already. I'll just grab a cup of coffee on my way out!"
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