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CyberJokester Doug Bulger sends along this excellent visualization of just how big large amounts of money are if they were stacks of hundred-dollar bills. A trillion bucks is still a lot of money!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man, sitting at home alone, heard a knock on the door. He opened it to find two sheriff's deputies. One deputy asked, "Sir, are you married?" "Yes, I am, officer. Why?" "Do you have a photograph of your wife?" "Yeah." He grabbed a photo off the mantle. The deputy said, "I'm sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy replied, "I know, but she's an excellent cook, and the kids seem to like her!"
Things You Don't Want to Hear A Woman Say: "My lease is up next month; can I move in with you?" "My parents are so excited to meet you." "I'm gonna stop counting calories and just enjoy life." "I thought I was your best friend." "I'm gonna cut my hair really short." "Have you seen my birth control pills? I haven't taken them in weeks." "You're my first ...white guy." "Did you go to a strip club?" "You should come to bible study with me." "Let's take a class together." "I just went through your emails -- who's Marissa?" "How come we never chat when you're at work?" "Do you think about me when you pleasure yourself?" "I got the weekend off so we can spend even more time together." "Do you think my sister's pretty?"
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