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CyberJokester Cosimo Stufano sends along this interesting, and unusual, article: The Protozoa That Has Seven Sexes. Seriously.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
I live in a two story house; there's my story and then there's hers!
The teacher asked Little Suzi, "What is a pessimist?" Suzi responded, "That's the thing a man wears when he doesn't want to make babies." The appalled teacher said, "Certainly not!" and continued on with her lesson. "Now, class: what is an optimist?" Little Johnny's hand flew up. "That's a guy who doesn't use a pessimist!"
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