It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
I had no idea that my little cell phone tip would generate such input!
CyberJokester Alex Berry reminds everyone that, to American cell phone companies, Canada is a foreign country. A friend recently got billed $1,500 for a weekend in Whistler! And, to add insult to injury, T-Mobile just informed me that they'll be glad to tell me when my charges exceed any limit I set -- if I only pay them five bucks more per month!
CyberJokester S.J. says, if your phone is quad band and GSM, ask your provider for the unlock code. Explain that you are going overseas. But, if your phone is CDMA, when you get overseas, buy a cheap unlocked cell phone with a prepaid sim chip.
CyberJokester Fluffy says that cell phone providers are required by law to unlock your phone if you've been a customer in good standing for 90 days. Of course, you'll need a GSM phone (with AT&T and T-Mobile being the only national GSM carriers, plus a few regional carriers). So, before you travel, ask your carrier to unlock your phone. If they don't, you can report them to the FCC.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
One psychiatrist to another: "Yesterday I had a patient who claimed to hear music every time he wore his hat." "Really? What did you do?" "I grabbed his hat and removed the band!"
A college professor, conducting a sexual survey, asked his lecture class some questions. "How many of you, on average, have sex more than once per day?" Some braggarts raised their hands. "And how many have sex on average of once per day?" A few more hands went up. "How many have sex, on average, five times per week?" More hands. "Four?" "Three?" Now the hands dwindled. "Once per month?" No one. "Once every three months?" No one. "Once every six months?" No one. "How about once per year?" One man near the back jumped up and pumped his arm in the air, yelling, "Me! Me!" The professor said, "Sir, I appreciate you rounding out the curve, but why are you so proud of having sex only once per year?" The man yelled, "Because tonight's the night!"
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