[cyberjoke3000] July 20, 2011

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How dry is it in the Midwest this summer? It's so dry I saw a mosquito carrying a canteen. It's so dry the chicken farmers had to give their chickens crushed ice so they wouldn't lay hard-boiled eggs. It's so dry, I caught a catfish that had ticks on it! It's so dry I saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.

"When do you have to be home?" "How much cash do you have?" "Oh, a couple of thousand on me." "Not till Tuesday!"

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