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Since Apple was all over the news today, watch as Ikea spoofs Apple’s ads with this video promoting its new catalog, "The Bookbook."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXQo7nURs0
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Love may be blind but marriage is an eye-opener!
A man walked up to an attractive woman sitting alone at the bar. "I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm concerned. I mean, we could hit it off, have a few drinks, and the next thing you know you give me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it. I finally get up my nerve, call you, we go to a movie and have dinner. I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend time together, develop an intense sexual tension and eventually do it. The sex is incredible. Since our relationship is solid and stable, we move in together. We get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we end up having a kid anyway, only to find that I'm resentful, the spark fades and to rekindle it, we have another kid. I work too much to pay the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence, I turn to an outside affair, but just for sexual gratification. You find out, because I'm careless and a lousy liar and you throw me out. We explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's all just too sad. Think about the children. So, look: if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep this sexual, because we both know where it's going! Whaddaya say?"
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