Wednesday, September 17, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] September 18, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Three death row prisoners, about to be executed, were asked what they wanted for their last meal. The first prisoner requested pepperoni pizza; he was served, ate, and then led away. The second prisoner asked for filet mignon; he was served, ate, and then led away. The third prisoner asked for a big bowl of strawberries. The guard was surprised. "Strawberries? You can have anything you want." " Strawberries. I want strawberries." "But they're out of season." "I'll wait...."

 

What's the difference between eating sushi and cunnilingus? The rice. 


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