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[cyberjoke3000] September 3, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What do people in China call their good plates?

 

Suzie had a crush on Mike since she was 15 years old but Mike never paid any attention to her. But when she turned 18 and blossomed, suddenly Mike took notice and asked her out. Suzie spent hours getting ready, making sure everything was perfect. Waiting on the front porch, she saw Mike pull up, and ran to the curb. "Hi, Mike!" she said, nervously. Mike replied, "Suzie, you look beautiful!" She was so pleased -- but then it hit her: she realized in horror that she needed to pass gas! "What am I going to do?" she thought. But then she had an idea: she would let him open the door for her, get in and then fart while he was walking back to the driver's side. If she rolled down the window fast enough, by the time he got in, all would be okay. Mike opened her door, Suzie got in. As he closed her door, she ripped a giant killer, and then rolled down her window. As Mike got in the car, she just smiled. But Mike turned, pointed to the back seat and said, "Suzie, I'd like you to meet my brother Carl and his date." 


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