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As with sushi, I thought I knew how to eat Thai food. You, too? But I bet you learn something from this video: "How To Eat Thai food."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rYm8Hlu4j8
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What Women Want, Age 22: handsome, charming, financially successful, caring listener, witty, in good shape, dresses with style, appreciates finer things, full of thoughtful surprises, imaginative, romantic lover. What Women Want, Age 32: nice looking, some hair on head, opens car doors, enough money for nice dinners, listens more than talks, laughs at my jokes, carries groceries with ease, owns a tie, appreciates home-cooked meals, remembers birthdays and anniversaries, seeks romance at least once a week. What Women Want, Age 42: not too ugly, bald okay, doesn't drive off until I'm in the car, works steady, splurges on dinners out occasionally, nods head when I talk, usually remembers punch lines, is in good enough shape to rearrange furniture, shirt covers stomach, doesn't buy wine with screw-top lids, put the toilet seat down, shaves most weekends. What Women Want, Age 52: trims in nose hair, doesn't belch in public, doesn't borrow money often, doesn't go to sleep when I speak, doesn't retell the same jokes, good enough shape to leave couch, wears matching socks and fresh underwear, appreciates a good TV dinner, remembers my name on occasion, shaves some weekends. What Women Want, Age 62: doesn't scare the grandchildren, remembers where bathroom is, doesn't need much money, snores lightly, remembers how to laugh, in good enough shape to stand alone, wears some clothes, likes soft foods, remembers where he left his teeth, remembers that it's the weekend. What Women Want, Age 72: breathing, hits toilet.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering WTF?!
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