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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Shouldn't the seagulls that live at the bay be called bagels?

 

Two men were discussing how cold their wives had become. The first man said, "My wife's so cold, if I put a glass of water in bed with her, the next morning it would be frozen." The second guy said, "Hell, that's nothing. My wife's so cold, whenever she spreads her legs, our furnace kicks on!" 


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