[cyberjoke3000] September 25, 2014

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This short video shows you "35 Jobs That No Longer Exist," most of them deservedly so! Sometimes progress makes an industry obsolete; at other times, we realize that things like phrenology are just plain hogwash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvVVheFL9AQ

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Parallel lines have so much in common it's a shame they'll never meet!

 

Jesus got bored in Heaven and decided to hitchhike around the United States. He started in Nebraska where an 18-wheeler soon pulled over and He climbed in. They drove along for a while, chatting and getting along well, when the trucker asked, "You hungry?" "Sure." The trucker graciously split his sandwich, giving half to his passenger. A while later, the driver asked, "You thirsty?" and shared his Coke with Jesus. A while later, the trucker asked, "How about a little dessert?" as he pulled out a joint and lit it. "Want a hit? It's some good sh¡t." Jesus thought, "Why not? I'm on vacation" and took a big toke. Enjoying the buzz and reflecting on how nice this trucker had been, He realized He hadn't introduced Himself. He said to the trucker, "You've been so kind to me, sir, giving me a ride, sharing your food and drink and this joint with me. Allow me to introduce myself: I am Jesus Christ, the son of God, and you live the life of a true Christian." The trucker grinned. "Dude, I told you that was some good sh¡t!" 

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