Monday, September 22, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] September 22, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Alex's first Toastmasters speech wasn't going well. One by one, the audience left so that when he finished, there was but one man remaining. Alex put his speech in his pocket and walked over to the man. "Thank you for staying," he said. The man replied, "You're welcome." Alex asked, "But would you mind telling me why you didn't leave along with everybody else?" The man frowned and said, "Because I'm the next speaker!"

 

Enough with the e-cigarettes. Where are the e-doobies?! 


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