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Three expectant fathers, an Aussie, an Aboriginal, and a Frenchman, were in the hospital waiting room. The doctor came in and announced, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is somehow we've mixed them up." He led the three new fathers into the nursery. Immediately the Aussie grabbed the black baby and rocked him, with tears of love streaming from his eyes, saying, "He's so beautiful!" The Aboriginal asked, "What are you doing? That's obviously my son." The Aussie replied, "Maybe so, but I couldn't risk getting the French kid!"
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