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[cyberjoke3000] September 16, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

There are worst things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like getting a call for the right number!

 

A father checked on his three daughters late one night. He heard laughter from the youngest daughter's room. He heard crying from the middle daughter's room. But he heard nothing from his eldest daughter's room. The next morning at breakfast, he asked the youngest daughter, "Why did I hear you laughing last night?" She answered, "Because you taught me to laugh when someone makes me happy." He asked his second daughter, "Why did I hear you crying last night?" She answered, "Because you taught me to cry when someone makes me hurt." He told his oldest daughter, "But I didn't hear anything from you last night." She answered, "Because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full!" 


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