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Sure, everyone knows how to ruin a CD in a microwave, but how about spinning one at 170,000 frames per second? In front of a high-speed camera? You haven't done this:
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My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my cellphone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in
Sandra: "I told my ex- he just didn't arouse me!" Cindy: "Well, that's forthright! What did he say?" Sandra: "He said, 'Well, maybe you have a dry well!' " Cindy: "Oooh!" Sandra: "Don't worry. I told him, 'Maybe you need a new drill!' "
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