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If a hipster does something but doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen?
A bookish young man went to a whorehouse but the madam said, "All my girls are already taken for the night but, if you don't mind, I'm available." He didn't, so they went upstairs. As soon as he was undressed, she noticed his tiny, flaccid, two-inch member. Seeing her disappointment, the guy commanded, "Rise, Caesar!" and it grew to an impressive twelve inches. About five hours later, madam was impressed. "Sir, this has been one of the most enjoyable evenings of my life. Would you mind if I call the girls in so they could see that Caesar of yours? You're really quite special!" But the man said firmly, "No, madam, no. I came here to bury Caesar, not to praise him!"
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