Tuesday, April 14, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] April 15, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

If you liked “30 Rock,” you should watch "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" on Netflix. Silly, crazy, unbelievable, and great, it's hip, intelligent, and so fast-paced that you’ll watch with your finger on pause because, while you’re laughing out loud, you’ll miss two more jokes! Watch the trailer:

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I broke my finger yesterday. But, on the other hand, I'm fine.

 

George came home late and drunk and his wife was waiting for him. "You've been out cheating on me, haven't you?" "Uh, no." "Then explain that lipstick on your shirt!" George slurred, "Easy -- I used my shirt to wipe my dick." 


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