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Reasons to Ask Your Boss for a Raise: You deposit your paycheck at the bank and the teller bursts out laughing. The Red Cross offers you emergency assistance. Your only credit cards are for thrift stores. You work full time and still qualify for food stamps. Your primary hobby is clipping coupons. The IRS sends your tax return back stamped, "Charity Case -- Return to Sender." You hold the world record for rebate requests from Young America,
Guy: "Mine's so big, it should come with a warning label: 'Choking Hazard'!" Gal: "Isn’t that the warning label on tiny objects?"
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