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"Hey, Joey!" Are bad one-liners becoming an Internet meme? Maybe. Here's another guy with a flock of 'em!
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The hospital's admissions clerk told a woman, "Hold out your wrist and I'll give you a bracelet." The woman responded coyly, "Does it have rubies and diamonds?" The clerk grinned. "No, but it's more expensive!"
Four women were playing bridge at Sophie's house when her husband came out of the bedroom. "I'm going out for a coffee." "Fine," said Sophie. "Come here." He walked to the table and she unzipped his fly, pulled it out and gave him oral sex. When he finished, she cleaned him up; he rezipped and walked out. The three women were stunned. An hour later, he returned and Sophie again summoned him over, and gave him oral sex on his way to his room. She responded to the women's apparent shocked silence and asked, "What? Did you ever smell his breath?"
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