Friday, April 17, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] April 17, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Something about Claudio Caluori's voice makes hurtling down a steep, boulder-encrusted trail seem light-hearted and fun. Listen (and watch!) as he narrates his first attempt down this challenging mountain-bike trail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQYtCELr2vM 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I deleted all my German friends from my smartphone's contacts. Now it's Hans-free!

 

A stripper, in a hurry to get home, left the club wearing nothing but a loose raincoat. As she crossed the street, she was hit by a drunk driver. She landed unconscious, with her body fully exposed. As a crowd gathered, a gentleman respectfully removed his hat and placed it over her crotch. The drunk driver, barely aware that something had happened, staggered over to see what the fuss was about. Seeing the nearly naked woman lying exposed on the street, he pointed to the strategically placed hat and slurred loudly, "The fffirst ting we gotta do ish get dat guy outta there!" 


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