Monday, April 6, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] April 7, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I've seen CitizenFour. I've read many articles about America’s surveillance programs. But Sunday night John Oliver used humor and Edward Snowden himself to explain the NSA, privacy and security via dick-pics. No, seriously. Watch this, laugh, and then think about what the “Patriot” Act has done to us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEVlyP4_11M 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My wife wanted a fur coat, so I bought her one made of hamster pelts. She wore it to the county fair. It took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel!

 

Two young brothers, aged ten and thirteen, listened through the wall as their older sister had sex with her new boyfriend. She cried, "Oh, Jim! You're going where no man has gone before!" The ten-year-old said to his older brother, "Then he must be doing her up the a$$!" 


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